Like my friend Ernie always says, “You either have good times or good stories.” Y’all will learn soon which one I’m having.
You deserve someone who would jump fences to be with you not someone who is on the fence about being with you.
By love you mean big lightning bolts to the heart, where you can’t eat and you can’t work, and you just run off and get married and make babies. The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me… to sell nylons.
Don Draper (Mad Men, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes)